Here’s five random thoughts from me
- The chick in the homemade music video has a noticeable gap in her teeth - this bothers me because when she sings she has a noticeable tooth to gum ratio
- I once punched a hole in the wall beside my ex-wife’s head - this was one of the lowest moments of my life & the closest I ever came to striking a Woman.
- I once saw the band Farmers Daughter live & I’m guessing very few of you people reading this know who they even are.
- My average YouTube playlist includes Country, Metal, Rap, Phil Collins (he gets his own category), Pop etc.
- If some of you lived closer to me (or I had the balls to talk to the ones who do) I would invite you out for some Chicken & Maybe some sex… O.K. really it would be a Coffee or a drink.